so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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