I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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