Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
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I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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