Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Randomize
