we're blogging at a bar
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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