Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
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I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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