Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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