How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Randomize