its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
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You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
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I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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