new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
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My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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