The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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