Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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