Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
ok first of all what the fuck
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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