Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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