I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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