ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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