Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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