hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
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I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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