I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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