I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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