Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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