dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
this is an emotional support booty call
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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