last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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