Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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