she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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