Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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