hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
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I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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All I want is dick and wine.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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