I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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