I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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