Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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