hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
I intend to get homeless drunk
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I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
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