sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
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ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
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so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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