Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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