I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
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so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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