so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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