Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
How many fucks given?
0.12846
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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