At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
