i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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