# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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