OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I think your dad took our porno
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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