All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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