He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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