i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I FOUND THE LEGS
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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