Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
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he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
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Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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