party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Randomize