Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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