At least make sure they are 18
Why
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
You were trust falling into bushes
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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