I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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