If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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