Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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