White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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