Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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