Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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You did not just play the dead husband card again.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
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Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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