This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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