A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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