what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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