right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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