Porn is love you can see.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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